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[dotinthesky]

Oi, pessoal...

Tô P*** da vida... Estava fechando um negócio com uns russos ontém à tarde. A MINHA comissão, tirando a comissão do meu sócio, seria de US$ 5000,00 (R$ 11700,00)... Só que os preços no mercado despencaram em questão de segundos, e uma outra firma (a Sadia) ofereceu preços mais baixos que os nossos (da Perdigão), e por enquanto, a gente se FU***...

???Pergunto: é comum a gente se sentir atraída (como eu estou) por um cara casado?? Alguém pode me dizer o que fazer? Como parar de pensar nele????????

Thanks a lot!!

Love,

Le Léca

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OK... here`s my suggestion

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

About the Russian deal: that`s shitty! Hope you get another comission soon...

Now for the married man business, here`s what you have to do:

Rent Fatal Attraction, buy some popcorn, and tell yourself while you watch it "I don`t like 9 1/2 Weeks, I don`t like 9 1/2 Weeks"... "if he doesn`t leave his wife I`m going to boil their bunny, if he doesn`t leave his wife I`m going to boil their bunny"... and

Voila!

You`ll have an entirely different perspective on the problem! I call it the Ollie-Simpatias(TM)

Oh, I forgot, you also have to get your hair all frizzed up like Glen Close in the movie!

let me know if anything happens, like, hmm... you end up in prison!!

Thanks a lot, Ollie!!!

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

First of all, I thought you were my friend, but... would you be happy to see me in prison????

Just kiddin. I know there´s not much to do, but I´ll try to follow your suggestion, for sure!!!!! And, if I survive, I´ll let you know what happened!