Nearly There --- that Monday Morning feeling
We've got a big fat world to see.
2003-09-29
Yeah, pump that blah
I'm not obsessed and I don't have a problem.
So why am I fretting over not going to the gym today? I feel slow, slow... yawning a lot. But I'm bored of the gym. I'm bored of the same faces, the same idiots on the television and on the machines, the same exercise poses, the same glances at the mirror.
I'm fed up with the ugly ginger who takes forever and a day to get dressed in the locker room. I've even seen his bunghole, accidentaly, and it looked like a rabbit's pink eye. I'm fed up with walking on other people's water.
I'm tired of working for something that will always be a work in progress.
I heard there's a gym in New York with classes called Stripper Cardio.
How
Do
I
Enroll?
So why am I fretting over not going to the gym today? I feel slow, slow... yawning a lot. But I'm bored of the gym. I'm bored of the same faces, the same idiots on the television and on the machines, the same exercise poses, the same glances at the mirror.
I'm fed up with the ugly ginger who takes forever and a day to get dressed in the locker room. I've even seen his bunghole, accidentaly, and it looked like a rabbit's pink eye. I'm fed up with walking on other people's water.
I'm tired of working for something that will always be a work in progress.
I heard there's a gym in New York with classes called Stripper Cardio.
How
Do
I
Enroll?