Why Can't You see the Lil' Spider?

Sometimes I keep my jeans on the windowsill in my bedroom. It's an old habit of mine, keeping worn clothes away from the fresh new ones. I picked it up this morning and took it to the kitchen to get dressed (my mom was sleeping in my bedroom). As I stuck my leg through a spider the size of a coke bottle cap fell on the floor. It scurried beneath the washing machine before I could catch it.

When I told Kevin he put his hands to his face and screamed like Macauley Culkin in Home Alone. He should be very afraid; he leaves all of his clothes on the floor.

Kill me if You Ever see me in a Wife Beater.

Hello, my name is Ollie and I'm new here. Like yourself I am also addicted to endorphins.

Group Circle: Hello Ollie.

I don't know exactly what I doing here but a friend of mine told me about you guys and I thought I should join.

Group Circle Leader: Tell us a little bit about yourself, Ollie.

Well, you see, I decided to skip the gym yesterday because I was feeling tired, and lazy, the day was grey and I didn't feel like listening to pop music. I thought I would be fine but I just went into a fowl mood that only got dispelled by some predictable hollywood movie at night (In the Line of Fire).

Group Circle: General nods of understanding.

But today I went to the gym and it was like an explosion! I was pumping iron like a Muscle Mary on speed, I was sweating like a fairy pig and I didn't skip my exercises or pretend I was lifting something heavy when it was actually light.... and now... and now... I feel 100%! I feel the endorphins rushing through me, I feel pumped up, I feel happy, I feel hungry and ready to take a bite out of life!

Group Circle Leader: We all know what a powerful addiction endorphins can create. With our help, you'll soon be back to fizzy drinks, high fat diets and a gloomier outlook on life.

Group Circle: Welcome! Claps and whistles