I have heard you on the radio

[dotinthesky]

You didn't pray hard enough. If you had, I wouldn't be hauling my ass out of bed at 8 in the morning and hitting these keypads like a beaten down junkie. And I'm listening to crap radio on my headphones.

There, happy now?

I'll pay you handsomely to pray for me. Go to Mass today and light a few candles for my soul. Ask baby Jesus, or God himself, to release me from Livejournal on the weekends. It's that easy. It's that simple.

To make matters worse, I'm willing to write down what I did yesterday... all of it, chronologically. You deserve to suffer aswell.

Comments

[4q.livejournal.com]

ha ha, I know live journal is a curse. I was on it for like an hour yesterday morning, after having the worst nightmarish tossing turning sleep ever....so what did I do? I went and read horrible things people said about me over a year ago and it made me sad

[ickycrawlything.livejournal.com]

Hahaha you have issues my friend issues! *lites candle*