a shit computer can destroy any good mood...

[dotinthesky]

Im sunburnt. I leave for England on Monday. Sunblock 15 is obviously not strong enough for me. This computer is shit. I like lying under the sun and feeling my body burn. Theres too much stored porno and too little computer memory. I took a dip in a cold pool full of dead bugs. Cant even listen to decent internet radio. I need a Brazilian wax, pronto.

Comments

[idioticpoet.livejournal.com]

Wouldn't any wax on your "area" be a brazillian?

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

a brazilian wax is a complete wax. OTher countries are used to more partial ones.

[idioticpoet.livejournal.com]

Yes dude...I was making joke.

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

so you had one done?

[idioticpoet.livejournal.com]

No dude.
I only shave the scrotum, and keep the "puff" hairs no longer than 1/2 an inch. I'm way too hairy to have leg hairs and then stomach/chest hairs with a bare patch right in the middle of the legs...that'd just look weird. Maybe, if I ever get all buffed out again, like I was in my prime, I might consider doing a full body wax, but until that happens, nope.

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

full body wax would hurt too much, non?

[idioticpoet.livejournal.com]

I've got five tattoos and two penis piercings (with more in the works). Do you really think I'm that concerned with pain avoidance?

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

have you tried something hard and phallic-like up your ass? That might be the ultimate pain experience for you! I bet you would like it...

:p