a shit computer can destroy any good mood...

[dotinthesky]

Im sunburnt. I leave for England on Monday. Sunblock 15 is obviously not strong enough for me. This computer is shit. I like lying under the sun and feeling my body burn. Theres too much stored porno and too little computer memory. I took a dip in a cold pool full of dead bugs. Cant even listen to decent internet radio. I need a Brazilian wax, pronto.

Comments

[idioticpoet.livejournal.com]

I've got five tattoos and two penis piercings (with more in the works). Do you really think I'm that concerned with pain avoidance?

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

have you tried something hard and phallic-like up your ass? That might be the ultimate pain experience for you! I bet you would like it...

:p