The Sweet End of a Bank Holiday Weekend

[dotinthesky]

My holiday bank weekend was very calm and relaxed. I ended up staying home for most of the time, with a few exceptional walks to Hyde Park (where I spotted Queen Amidala) and sojourns at the local swimming pool to break the routine. I finally finished reading Full Circle, by Peter Straub, and now I desperately want to buy the movie rights and write a screenplay based on it. This feeling was only compounded yesterday by watching House of Wax and realizing that I was born to be the new Master of Horror and teach all those idiots in Hollywood how to make proper scary films. Although I do have to say that it was hilarious to have scenes with Paris Hilton where the background music is going "she's a ho, what a ho..." And her death scene was also a classic - everyone in the theatre laughed. ;-P

Am seriously addicted already to Big Brother, which is pathetic really. Must fight the temptation to watch the live stream, as I do still have some dignity left in me. Consolation comes in the fact that none of the Sissys ever watched Big Brother and are also slowly getting sucked into the trash vortex. I'll know I've hit the bottom of the barrel when I enter a betting house and put a tenner towards Makosi. Triple-evil Big Brother? Scary, more likely.

Just ate a tuna baguette. Now I'm going to degust a canteen banana, then a pear, and catch up with the lives of my sweet cyber lemmings.

Comments

[idioticpoet.livejournal.com]

Natalie Portman is a knockout...she's got a beautiful face/eyes. I'm a sucker for eyes. I however, do think she could stand to gain a li'l bit of weight/muscle mass.

BB

[dawnage.livejournal.com]

I know... having E4 is threatening to make this week unproductive... :(

we're like lemmings to the sea!

[i-am-scowling.livejournal.com]

the simple fact that people like paris hilton get cast in movies -- even if they are just cheesy horror ones -- tells you what state hollywood here is in. i'm waiting for you to sink this cheese-ship, ollie pants!

[jeffster.livejournal.com]

the only reason i still wanna see House of Wax is to watch paris die...i heard it was great!

[stupid-wanker06.livejournal.com]

Ooh that reminds me, because you liked full circle so much I went to the library and checked out Ghost Story. It was absolutely brilliant, thanks for that.

[4q.livejournal.com]

hi, it sounds like you had a good weekend. And I don't know about this house of wax remake. That's all hollywood does is remake old good movies and turn them into new more expensive crappy movies.

and so it goes.

[gorecky22.livejournal.com]

I must say that your kinda wrong… I WAS BORN TO BE THE NEXT MASTER OF HORROR!!! LOL!!! Hahahahahaahahaha!! I have the plot for my first (long) film since I was 20… and I have to say that it’s a fucking great idea… Will I have the oportunity to take it to the screen?? Would you like to co-direct it?? hahahahahaha