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[dotinthesky]

This week, all my LJ friends face eviction from this journal.

Who goes? YOU DECIDE.

To evict your least favourite LJ personality from my journal, leave the name and reasons for nominating this person in the comments section. Failure to nominate, or give proper reasons, could lead to you being automatically put up for eviction.

The LJ friend(s) with the most votes will be evicted from my journal on Friday evening.

Tune in on Friday night for the live eviction.

All proceeds from the voting will go to charity. Big Brother Ollie's decision is final and irrevocable.

This journal reserves the right to cancel or amend these Rules at any time without prior notice, and to bring back evicted LJ friends if it deems so necessary.

Comments

[tonight-we-fly.livejournal.com]

So who will you nominate

I decline to nominate anybody...

and what are your reasons?

...because I don't consider the act of trying to single out and humiliate people in public to be funny, interesting or entertaining in any way.

Remember, the people who appear in that ghastly tv show have volunteered for public humiliation. Well, it's up to you. But this not a competition which I wish to participate in, thanks.

I think very highly of you, Ollie; a lot more than you might realise. Don't go spoiling it now, will you...

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

You do realize this post is not serious, right?

[tonight-we-fly.livejournal.com]

Come on, dangle any possible excuse in front of my nose to go off on one about Big Brother and all of its spin-offs, and you know that I'm not going to need much further encouragement!

There aren't many other things in life which I feel such contempt towards. However, if your next post should promotionally celebrate the virtues of broccoli, The Daily Mail or those adverts they have for cars in the cinema before the film starts then I will know that this is no coincidence, and a genuine persecution is underway.

Or, in short, I didn't realise actually. And consequently was very surprised when I previously thought this was a "serious" joke on your part, as it didn't fit in with my picture of you at all. Please be flattered!

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

That seems like a reasonable explanation and Big Brother Ollie is satisfied. Now, if you have nothing else to add to that matter, please make your nomination and give some valid reasons.

[tonight-we-fly.livejournal.com]

Ah, but you haven't explained how it works yet!

Can I vote for that Jade Goodyear or whatever she's called? I'm afraid I don't know who any of the other contestants are...

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

You can vote for anyone on my friends' list. If you fail to do so, you might find yourself up for eviction.