But You Lost It Somehow

[dotinthesky]

Yesterday, I arrived earlier than usual at my gym in the hopes of finding the place empty. Although the weight room was as busy as usual, there was nobody in the locker room apart from one guy entering the communal showers.

I put down my bag and started getting changed. I noticed something fly past me: he'd strolled out naked and chucked his underwear on his pile of clothes. When he went back to the shower, he moved to a shower that stood directly in my line of vision.

I noticed he was staring intently at me as he soaped himself. He was probably in his early 30s, asian, muscular but not lean. I looked a second time, to be sure I wasn't imagining things (I thought until yesterday my gym was the straightest one in London). Turned out he REALLY was staring at me.

What disturbed me about the whole thing was that he had his mobile phone propped up on a bench beside the shower, blasting a R'n'B version of Roxette's "It Must Have Been Love" as sung by chipmunks.

Comments

[foucaultonacid.livejournal.com]

forgive them oh lord for they now not what they do - and should be nevertheless punished via much ass pounding until they realise it

[beeorkendurkey.livejournal.com]

i almost expected this to have a "noddie land" tag on it. but no.
we would be such a good duo. checking them out, exchanging locker room stories, other.

[moral-vacuum.livejournal.com]

The music really doesn't help in his campaign for a good seeing to, really. Unless he wanted to be beaten up, of course.

[moveslikegiallo.livejournal.com]

I have had that Roxette song in my head all morning now! Woe!

[amberholic.livejournal.com]

It'd be funny if it wasn't so disturbing. I'd really freak out if someone did that to me in the gym... unless he was really hot in which case I might get excited (except for the chipmunks singing)

[vrax.livejournal.com]

He wants you call him Alvin and send him to his room. Holy shit, the fuckin chipmunks. Oh man I am going to laugh all day about that.

Sorry you had to be semi-stalked in order to bring laughter to the world.

[rag-and-bone.livejournal.com]

lay your skivvies on my clothing
leave your cell phone on the bench
in the shower
a spell of chipmunks
and boys naked, all around...

[live-life-like.livejournal.com]

......hahahahaha...naked, staring, chipmunnks...

[sublimevisions.livejournal.com]

weird things happen in men's locker rooms.
this is why not making eye contact can help prove that ignorance is bliss ;)

[fj.livejournal.com]

There's no suh thing as a straight gym.

[kevyn-kronycles.livejournal.com]

"blasting a R'n'B version of Roxette's "It Must Have Been Love" as sung by chipmunks"...that's so wrong

[sor-eye-ah.livejournal.com]

You are such hot stuff you get picked up in a gym shower :D

My record still stands for oddest pick up place - the post office :P Hrm... now there is a question for lj peoples.