Sound of a cramped worker

If there was a fire in this building, I would never hear the alarm... comforting, hum?

Someone just came into my closet... hmm, I mean my office, and told me that the fire alarm had gone off and everyone evacuated the building...

THIS IS A 5 STOREY BUILDING WITH THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE IN IT!!!!!

There is also the possibility that I'm going deaf...

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Can someone remind me why George Bush Jr. is still around???