Bored Information

Something very strange has been happening in my workplace. It's been more than a week now since I've had nothing to do. I come in at 9.30, sit down with my coffee, and for the next 8 hours I have absolutely nothing to do

I'm not exaggerating.

It's killing me.

I've started writing short stories again, which is good... i have the freedom, also, to search the net. But you know what happens when you have all the time in the world to browse the net? You run out of things to look at after a few hours and you get bored. I've also been reading every single post you've put up... god, you guys are more bored than me!

I wonder if there's an LJ community for boredom

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The secret of life is that there is no secret. Life is just exceedingly boring.

- Morrissey

Subjects are never Optional

Nothing like some succesful detective work to liven up the day.

I'm hunting all of you down, and I'm keeping your photos in my voodoo lounge.

I can peruse them at will, call you "precious" and hope your day becomes less boring too.

But --- it probably won't. Because you are human, and that's what humans do: live in boredom.

So - let's make it the same subject as yesterday. Let's keep drilling boredom and hoping something pops out. It's mushy, it's free, it's eternal and it's an abyss I don't mind staring into. I have training -- I've watched two Big Brother seasons. But you? HA!

You didn't even get an invitation to Liza Minelli's wedding. And now she's divorcing. Did Access Bollywood come knocking on your door for your opinion? You are not a celebrity? Then you must be boring.

Simple as that. Celebrity=not boring. Or the other way around. You=boring. Me=boring you right now.

Anyways. I have your photos, I have darts, I have beer in the fridge. If your face begins to show holes, you know where they are coming from.

(sorry about the psycho talk. As you guessed, yes, I'm bored.