28 years old and still a kid

Left work early yesterday for a dentist appointment. Dr. Mohammed, gay as a fruit cake. Then hours on my own, at home. Too much time on my hands, so I play videogames. Horrible moments in Resident Evil which get replayed in my dreams. I must stop being such a:

KIDULT!

Every minute there's one of them born...

I'd like to take this moment to thank, with all my heart, the individual who left a piece of gum on my Tube seat. I just found some lovely strings of gum stuck to the back of my winter jacket and I'm unbearably happy.

Thanks again!

The National Joke Rolls On

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