Samarin's Humour

A murderer takes a little girl into the woods at night. It's dark, the trees are moaning in the wind, and there's no one else about. The little girl says to the man: "I'm frightened." And the murderer says: "You're fightened? I'm the one who's going to have to go home by myself!"

- from The People's Act of Love, by James Meek