T.E.R.R.O.R.

It's close to midnight and something evil's lurking at the bar. Under the moonlight you see a sight that almost stops your heart. You try to scream but terror takes the sound before you make it. You start to freeze as a Scrabble board is set before your eyes -- you're paralyzed!

[Chorus]
Cause this is Scrabble, Scrabble night
And no one's gonna save you from the beast about strike
You know it's Scrabble, Scrabble night
You're fighting for some points against a shark player tonight

You hear the letters slam and realize there's nowhere left to run. You see the pro hand and wonder if you'll ever see the sun. You close your eyes and hope that this is just imagination; but all the while you hear the creature counting points at your side. You're out of time!

Cause this is Scrabble, Scrabble night
There ain't no second chance against the thing with forty Ys
You know it's Scrabble, Scrabble night
Your'e fighting for your life beside a Scrabble Master tonight

Quinn's. Night creatures call; and the pale start to walk in their masquerade. There's no escaping the jaws of the pro-player this time (they're open wide). This is the end of your life.

They're out to get you, there are demons closing in on every side. They will possess you unless you get a better word than "hi". Now is the time for you and I to cuddle close together. All through the night I'll save you from the goths at your table. I'll make you see:

That this is Scrabble, Scrabble night
cause I hoped to spell more than any goth would dare to try
Girl, this is Scrabble, Scrabble night
So let me hold you tight and share a chiller Scrabble game here tonight

(rap performed by Vincent Price)
Darkness falls across the land
The midnite hour is close at hand
Goths crawl in search of blood
To terrorize yawls neighbourhood
And whosoever shall be found
Without the letter to be put down
Must stand and face the hounds of hell
And rot inside a corpse's shell
The foulest stench is in the air
The funk of forty thousand beers
And grizzy ghouls from every tomb
Are closing in to seal your doom
And though you fight to stay alive
Your body starts to shiver
For no mere mortal can resist
The evil of the... Scrabble night!

Mwahahahahahah! Mwahahahahaha!