The Birds 3000

I was sitting on a sunny bench, facing the Thames, when I spotted a thin piece of white hair in my chocolate ice cream. For a brief second, I thought pigeons had hair, and that a white one had flown above my head. I quickly recovered from the shock when I realized that it was a piece of the plastic spoon. And yes, I do know pigeons have feathers.

There is something wrong, and inevitable, about hairy pigeons.