Great Ideas for TV Producers

Reality TV star Nicole Richie and Paris Hilton will play the role of counsellors at a fat camp on the fourth season of their reality show 'The Simple Life'. Full story here.

Other brilliant TV show ideas (which any producer reading this is welcome to steal):

• Michael Jackson teaches self-esteem to pre-pubescent black boys.
  
• George Bush Jr. and Tony Blair host a conference on how to succesfully liberate a country.
  
• Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears help drug addicted teens kick their habit.
  
• Tom Cruise counsels families who lost their loved ones to cults.
  
• Victoria Beckham hosts the 2007 World Hotdog Eating Championship.
  

Any other TV shows you can think of, dear reader?