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David O'Hara

I realized today that I have a thing for Scottish guys. Last weekend, while watching Prime Suspect 5, I kept wondering who was the moody guy playing DS Jerry Rankine, with the bad Oasis haircut and wardrobe collection consisting entirely of blue jeans. A quick search in IMDB revealed that his name is David O'Hara; from there, it was a quick jump to Google Image. Biggest surprise was to discover he played a minor part in The Departed (seen here with Leonardo Di Caprio.) I know many of you will be looking at that photo and thinking "Whah?" but, seriously, taste in men is not up for discussion (unless it involves certain men.) Plus, you have to see him moving and talking to understand the charm.

It got me thinking that dark-haired Scots might be my type. I never thought I had a type of man -- and the clearest proof of this, I thought, was that Kevin doesn't look like a Scot. But there's something about guys like David O'Hara (and the ones listed below) that I find very appealing.

Moral of the story: I must not move to Scotland! It would be my ruin.

Other Scots that I'd happily allow into my gangbang:


Ewan McGregor


Gerard Butler


Dougray Scott


James McAvoy

Do you know any Scots worthy enough to join this list? (feel free to add a picture and name in the comments section of this post.)