Scratch, Sigh

Betty and the Werewolves, Tea Time Favourites, May 2010
Who wins in a fight between Betty and Marina? There's no contest really: Marina may show off her diamonds, or even make bullets out of them, but we all know that you need silver to bring down a werewolf. Betty, dressed up in yellow tweed, scratches Marina's face off then pogoes into the sunset, late for a cupcake picnic in Regent's Park.

And what about Betty versus Zombina? Ohhhh, Zombina is a terrifying one, with her hoard of zombie-like fans that never miss any of her gigs and her infectious horror pop. But here comes Betty with her Sarah Records, flinging vinyls left, right and centre, chopping off every skeletone head in her way. Zombina is all alone now, crying into her pillow while Betty raises an Earl Grey cup in triumph and the full moon shines in the sky.

(Fingers crossed they release "Francis" as their next single.)

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