Subjects are never Optional

[dotinthesky]

Nothing like some succesful detective work to liven up the day.

I'm hunting all of you down, and I'm keeping your photos in my voodoo lounge.

I can peruse them at will, call you "precious" and hope your day becomes less boring too.

But --- it probably won't. Because you are human, and that's what humans do: live in boredom.

So - let's make it the same subject as yesterday. Let's keep drilling boredom and hoping something pops out. It's mushy, it's free, it's eternal and it's an abyss I don't mind staring into. I have training -- I've watched two Big Brother seasons. But you? HA!

You didn't even get an invitation to Liza Minelli's wedding. And now she's divorcing. Did Access Bollywood come knocking on your door for your opinion? You are not a celebrity? Then you must be boring.

Simple as that. Celebrity=not boring. Or the other way around. You=boring. Me=boring you right now.

Anyways. I have your photos, I have darts, I have beer in the fridge. If your face begins to show holes, you know where they are coming from.

(sorry about the psycho talk. As you guessed, yes, I'm bored.

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*yawn*


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