taken from moonlightjoy

[dotinthesky]

FAIRY TALE

nce upon a time there has a young PIMP named CHAD. He was SLOWLY HAMMERING in the LUCKY forest when he met PLEASANT RANDY, a run-away EXECUTIONER from the SMOOTH Queen PAMELA.

CHAD could see that PLEASANT RANDY was hungry so he reached into his SAUCE PAN and give him his BEAUTIFUL CARROT. PLEASANT RANDY was thankful for CHAD's CARROT, so he told CHAD a very STRONG story about Queen PAMELA's daughter LOLA. How her mother, the SMOOTH Queen PAMELA, kept her locked away in a MORTUARY protected by a gigantic ANT, because LOLA was so HORNY.

CHAD ATE. He vowed to PLEASANT RANDY the EXECUTIONER that he would save the HORNY LOLA. He would WALK the ANT, and take LOLA far away from her eveil mother, the SMOOTH Queen PAMELA, and EAT her.

Then, all of the sudden, there was a DISGUSTING EARTHQUAKE and PLEASANT RANDY the EXECUTIONER began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic ANT from his story. SMOOTH Queen PAMELA JERKED out from behind a HAMMER and struck CHAD dead. In the far off MORTUARY you could hear a POING CHIK CHIK POING.

THE END.

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Comments

[moonlightjoy.livejournal.com]

There is something oddly sexual about theses stories..

Popsicles and carrots..

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

fairy tales are like dreams, aren't they?

[moonlightjoy.livejournal.com]

Freud is having a field day right now.

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

Freud was a totty head.

[moonlightjoy.livejournal.com]

I'm.. in America we don't call people "totty heads". but i'm assuming it's something not very nice.

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

i just made that up... hehehe. :o)

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

gothy head

[dilvalicious.livejournal.com]

is that last bit porno music?

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

yeah baby yeaaaah

[dilvalicious.livejournal.com]

figures i would know

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

it's the soundtrack in yer head, innit?

[dilvalicious.livejournal.com]

oh yeah...and Ron Jeremy has the starring role

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

not to mention Dennis R*...

ops! I promised not to bring that one up.

;oP

[dilvalicious.livejournal.com]

see, now i know you go back on promises *pout*

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

sorry... i didn't say the whole name, so technically I didn't break it!

:o)

[dilvalicious.livejournal.com]

okay, you are lucky