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Dot in the Sky ([personal profile] dotinthesky) wrote2003-09-22 04:55 pm

Who Hired Her???

I wish the secretary at my office wasn't crazy. It makes life difficult for me.

[identity profile] thessalian.livejournal.com 2003-09-22 09:08 am (UTC)(link)
All secretaries are crazy. There's one of two theories for this.

1) You'd have to be crazy to even apply for a secretarial job.

2) You were sane but desperate when you applied. The job made you crazy.

I'm a secretary. I should know. But I'm sorry she's making your life hard.

[identity profile] commonpeople.livejournal.com 2003-09-22 09:13 am (UTC)(link)
hahaha... the problem also is that once you are in the University system, it's hard to kick you out. You have to be not only brainless, but evil aswell. She is a nice person, but very very very incompetent, forgetful, and kinda annoying. You want to ask her for a simple thing, like: "can you forward such and such file to me?" and she goes on and on and ON about whether I can merge it, whether I know how to take out whatever I need, eventhough she GODDAMN knows that I'm better with computers than she is... so, to make a long story short, I dread having to deal with her because she's just going to extend something very simple and turn it into something painful.


And i know you are not like that, so I say there must be a special secretary unit that is excempt from those rules. (although you could be going mad, seeing how much you like horror movies!)

[identity profile] thessalian.livejournal.com 2003-09-22 09:40 am (UTC)(link)
Well, I could just be the exception that proves the rule, but my first reaction to reading that I'm not like that...

"I work in the NHS. Masochism is just another form of madness, amiga."

[identity profile] commonpeople.livejournal.com 2003-09-23 01:23 am (UTC)(link)
lol! the NHS does suck big time... i've been hearing horror stories from the profs in my department about miscondunct, botched operations, etc...

[identity profile] breaktheseparts.livejournal.com 2003-09-22 11:32 am (UTC)(link)
awwww poor baby

[identity profile] retellit.livejournal.com 2003-09-22 04:56 pm (UTC)(link)
i can whack her for you if you want

[identity profile] commonpeople.livejournal.com 2003-09-23 01:34 am (UTC)(link)
she's too old and frail... you'd kill her.

[identity profile] pitseleh.livejournal.com 2003-09-22 10:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Hi Ollie :D

..she might think you're crazy. you never know! ;)

xo

[identity profile] commonpeople.livejournal.com 2003-09-23 01:40 am (UTC)(link)
then why is she always after me??? she bugs me way too much...

:)

[identity profile] pitseleh.livejournal.com 2003-09-23 08:40 pm (UTC)(link)
she's always after you? she must be crazy! get that woman down to the closest psych ward! ;D heehee

[identity profile] commonpeople.livejournal.com 2003-09-24 01:41 am (UTC)(link)
i think there are talks going on about how to remove her... it's sad but I think she needs to be retired.