Glass Dance Won't Shatter

[dotinthesky]

Hell bent and hellbound - the pancakes are not coming out. The kitchen is smelling of apples, syrup, fried pancake mix. The stereo plays Dot Allison:

You've got the power to give
Your cluelessness a voice
Saying a load of nothing
With a lot of noise...


Why can't I have dreams with Dot? Why do I have to dream I am Mariah Carey's personal assistant? She had a huge entourage and we were sequestered into the restaurant of a hotel. She was wearing a tiny top where you could see her sunburns. Her skin was beginning to peel and she didn't look very happy under her large sunshades. I sat beside her and said:

- After you take a shower, you should put some baby oil all over your body while it's still wet. Wait until you have dried a little and then spread moisturizer over it. This also works if you have eczema.

Mariah Carey didn't seem to be paying attention to me.

- Would you like me to spread some baby oil on your shoulders?

Later, I was informed the latest leg of her tour would take her to Thailand but I couldn't go.

This dream is about slave2dafunk, who is going to Thailand soon. Karla, beware of sunburns!

Comments

[icymorning.livejournal.com]

deep inside, you know that mariah carey desperately needs someone with taste who would stop making her wear hotpants and sing stupid songs with forgotten soul singers, into which she only sings the chorus, by the way.

she needs someone who would turn her into the next kylie minogue but with a stronger voice and as i said before, NO HOTPANTS (that really doesn't fit her). who would know best that her biggest fan ?? >> you ? you totally have to apply for that job.

ps : forget the glitter period. work hard on her album, ask linda perry to produce it.

[roguejournal.livejournal.com]

Mariah Carey's personal assistant??
hope she paid you a fortune!!!!

[4q.livejournal.com]

maybe it was your job to make Mariah Carey nice and sweet, and realize that she is too old to shop in the little girls section