Glass Dance Won't Shatter

[dotinthesky]

Hell bent and hellbound - the pancakes are not coming out. The kitchen is smelling of apples, syrup, fried pancake mix. The stereo plays Dot Allison:

You've got the power to give
Your cluelessness a voice
Saying a load of nothing
With a lot of noise...


Why can't I have dreams with Dot? Why do I have to dream I am Mariah Carey's personal assistant? She had a huge entourage and we were sequestered into the restaurant of a hotel. She was wearing a tiny top where you could see her sunburns. Her skin was beginning to peel and she didn't look very happy under her large sunshades. I sat beside her and said:

- After you take a shower, you should put some baby oil all over your body while it's still wet. Wait until you have dried a little and then spread moisturizer over it. This also works if you have eczema.

Mariah Carey didn't seem to be paying attention to me.

- Would you like me to spread some baby oil on your shoulders?

Later, I was informed the latest leg of her tour would take her to Thailand but I couldn't go.

This dream is about slave2dafunk, who is going to Thailand soon. Karla, beware of sunburns!

Comments

[icymorning.livejournal.com]

deep inside, you know that mariah carey desperately needs someone with taste who would stop making her wear hotpants and sing stupid songs with forgotten soul singers, into which she only sings the chorus, by the way.

she needs someone who would turn her into the next kylie minogue but with a stronger voice and as i said before, NO HOTPANTS (that really doesn't fit her). who would know best that her biggest fan ?? >> you ? you totally have to apply for that job.

ps : forget the glitter period. work hard on her album, ask linda perry to produce it.

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

hahaha!

ahhhh! i don't like Mariah... and Glitter, I hear, is a classic.

;o)

[icymorning.livejournal.com]

It's a classic in toilet flush music, definitely.

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

lol... and what about "Swept Away"?

[icymorning.livejournal.com]

i never saw it, to be honest. critics all agreed on the fact that it was not even funny that i didn't want to waste any money on it.

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

i haven't seen it aswell... i don't want to give a cent to Madonna.

[icymorning.livejournal.com]

i think she won't mind regarding the number of cents on her bank account(s).

[roguejournal.livejournal.com]

Mariah Carey's personal assistant??
hope she paid you a fortune!!!!

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

i never asked! i hope so... i would be very angry if I was working for free.

:)

[4q.livejournal.com]

maybe it was your job to make Mariah Carey nice and sweet, and realize that she is too old to shop in the little girls section

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

HAHA! That's exactly what someone else said, that she's wearing hot pants for someone half her size.

Mariah Carey needs 100 Ollies running her life.

[4q.livejournal.com]

100 ollies! swoon!!! can at least one of them be straight! :P

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

that's asking too much! because 100 ollies means 100% ollie sex and 100% ollie sex means boys boys boys!

Tricksy Michelle...

:oP

[4q.livejournal.com]

bah! I tried

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

lol.

;o)

[4q.livejournal.com]

and i won't stop trying!

hey what are you doing on the comp? when is new years??

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

we are 6 hours away...

[4q.livejournal.com]

okie! I wish you so much love and happiness in the New Year Ollie, I love you so much

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

thank you so much Michelle! All the best for you too... I'm really glad we met in 2003... hopefully we'll get to hang out in person this year!

*fingers crossed*