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Dot in the Sky ([personal profile] dotinthesky) wrote2003-12-28 08:11 am

Pass me the soap, Aragorn

Ever since I saw "Return of the King" two days ago, I've been dreaming of taking a bath in the dark, with just one (vanilla) candle lit. And the soundtrack of the movie in the background. And Aragorn in the bathtub with me, making waves.

He saved Middle-Earth so why can't he save me?

Then he could fry some eggs and bacon afterwards, and make me some Earl Grey tea too. I'm hungry. I'm always hungry.

Frodo and Sam, sitting on a tree... h.u.m.p.i.n.g.

I have a little alien in my stomach, waiting to burst out. It's been growing since I took up weight-lifting. It's mouth is always open, taking in the food or letting out the gas. It's a nasty little creature and I want it out. It keeps me up at night. I woke up at 5am today, and couldn't go back to sleep. I thought of sex, refrigeratores, toilets, the past, the future, rock and roll concerts. I thought of all things pleasurable but I still couldn't go back to sleep. Kevin lay like a stone beside me, one of those ancient stones that lies deep in sleep and laughs at you with its old-age wisdom. As much as you try to imitate a stone, you'll never be so firm.

Fuck! I'm so hungry but Kevin and his sister are still asleep. Should I wake them up with the blessed smell of bacon sizzling? Or eggs shivering like Summer nipples? Or bread toasting like burnt mattresses?

I could try going back to sleep... zzzz

[identity profile] icymorning.livejournal.com 2003-12-28 02:39 am (UTC)(link)
i am 100% convinced that Frodo makes some kind of coming-out in the last scene of Ze Return Of Ze King, when they're taking the boat to the country of the Elves, and he's like, omg Sam I'm going to miss you soooo much. Plus Frodo was kind of upset when Sam got married. So there.

[identity profile] commonpeople.livejournal.com 2003-12-29 03:38 am (UTC)(link)
and Pipin and Merry... hmmmmm

[identity profile] icymorning.livejournal.com 2003-12-29 04:23 am (UTC)(link)
yeah, they're like the Odd Couple. Sooo touching when Gandalf takes Merry away.

[identity profile] commonpeople.livejournal.com 2003-12-29 05:45 am (UTC)(link)
and when they are reunited on the battlefield... and Pippin covers Merry with his cloak.

i've heard some gay rumours between the cast in real life...

[identity profile] icymorning.livejournal.com 2003-12-29 07:24 am (UTC)(link)
HAHA REALLY ? I mean shit. I was kind of in love with Pippin. You gay boys are the luckiest. Sigh.

[identity profile] commonpeople.livejournal.com 2003-12-30 03:09 am (UTC)(link)
most gay boys are not lucky... they have to navigate through a scene full of shallow boys who only care about their moisturizers.