Pass me the soap, Aragorn

[dotinthesky]

Ever since I saw "Return of the King" two days ago, I've been dreaming of taking a bath in the dark, with just one (vanilla) candle lit. And the soundtrack of the movie in the background. And Aragorn in the bathtub with me, making waves.

He saved Middle-Earth so why can't he save me?

Then he could fry some eggs and bacon afterwards, and make me some Earl Grey tea too. I'm hungry. I'm always hungry.

Frodo and Sam, sitting on a tree... h.u.m.p.i.n.g.

I have a little alien in my stomach, waiting to burst out. It's been growing since I took up weight-lifting. It's mouth is always open, taking in the food or letting out the gas. It's a nasty little creature and I want it out. It keeps me up at night. I woke up at 5am today, and couldn't go back to sleep. I thought of sex, refrigeratores, toilets, the past, the future, rock and roll concerts. I thought of all things pleasurable but I still couldn't go back to sleep. Kevin lay like a stone beside me, one of those ancient stones that lies deep in sleep and laughs at you with its old-age wisdom. As much as you try to imitate a stone, you'll never be so firm.

Fuck! I'm so hungry but Kevin and his sister are still asleep. Should I wake them up with the blessed smell of bacon sizzling? Or eggs shivering like Summer nipples? Or bread toasting like burnt mattresses?

I could try going back to sleep... zzzz

Comments

[breaktheseparts.livejournal.com]

Hehehehe I want Pippin. He rocks my socks!

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

Pippin is weird looking!

:oP

[breaktheseparts.livejournal.com]

hahahaha. I LOVE pippin!

[icymorning.livejournal.com]

i am 100% convinced that Frodo makes some kind of coming-out in the last scene of Ze Return Of Ze King, when they're taking the boat to the country of the Elves, and he's like, omg Sam I'm going to miss you soooo much. Plus Frodo was kind of upset when Sam got married. So there.

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

and Pipin and Merry... hmmmmm

[icymorning.livejournal.com]

yeah, they're like the Odd Couple. Sooo touching when Gandalf takes Merry away.

[roguejournal.livejournal.com]

aw..naughty Ollie!!!!!

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

damn... i'm hungry again.

[roguejournal.livejournal.com]

you are ALWAYS hungry!!
:)

[dilvalicious.livejournal.com]

"eggs shivering like Summer nipples"

Ollie, you crack me up... nipples shiver in summer ?!?


Also, have you noticed Viggo Mortensen only looks hot as Aragorn, or is that just me????

Now...as for Legolas...I would hump that elf most definitely...and I don't even normally go for blondes!!!

(I actually had thought he looked better blond at first, but Orlando is definitely a sexy guy)

[idioticpoet.livejournal.com]

Glad to see I'm not the only one twisted enough to have caught the line about nipples.

[dilvalicious.livejournal.com]

*LOL*

and he wo wrote it =

the twistedest of them all*

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

me and my pervy lj friends...

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

hehe... i'm now realizing the serious mistake of my comparison... nipples shiver in winter!

My friend Karla said the same thing about Viggo... but I'd still put my hand in the fire for him... (and I'll pretend he never did G.I. Jane)

Orlando... no need to say anything.

;o)

[dilvalicious.livejournal.com]

Viggo was in GI Jane:???

Rock on!

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

and apparently Orlando is very gifted... hmmm... in the trousers department.

[just-for-a-day.livejournal.com]

Oh man so here I am reading your post thinking "Aragorn can save me anytime he wants to.." and then you part with Frodo and Sam ruins the whole thing! lol.. They nearly stuck their tongues down each others throats ha?? You know i'd like for Merry to masage my back while pippin does my feet..hehe

Do you have any of the previous soundtracks? I've been meaning to pick up the first one.. I think Liz fraser did some work on it?

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

i think so too... Liz Fraser, and that woman from Dead Can Dance aswell (i'm not 100% sure)

I don't have the soundtracks... but I want them! I've been listening to a lot of classical music lately and i was paying attention specially in the last movie... it's quite nice.

[moonlightjoy.livejournal.com]

wow.. you're really funny in the morning :)

watcha doin up so early?

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

i dunno... it was only yesterday... today I slept until 10.

;o)

[4q.livejournal.com]

awwww I missed it all!

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

where have you been!?!?! hehehe... too busy at work?

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

and have you seen Return of the King yet?

[ickycrawlything.livejournal.com]

You're so funny...I'm sure being online didn't help any. I haven't even seen lotr yet! fuck all you people ;p

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

none of the movies???? they are fun...