Pass me the soap, Aragorn

[dotinthesky]

Ever since I saw "Return of the King" two days ago, I've been dreaming of taking a bath in the dark, with just one (vanilla) candle lit. And the soundtrack of the movie in the background. And Aragorn in the bathtub with me, making waves.

He saved Middle-Earth so why can't he save me?

Then he could fry some eggs and bacon afterwards, and make me some Earl Grey tea too. I'm hungry. I'm always hungry.

Frodo and Sam, sitting on a tree... h.u.m.p.i.n.g.

I have a little alien in my stomach, waiting to burst out. It's been growing since I took up weight-lifting. It's mouth is always open, taking in the food or letting out the gas. It's a nasty little creature and I want it out. It keeps me up at night. I woke up at 5am today, and couldn't go back to sleep. I thought of sex, refrigeratores, toilets, the past, the future, rock and roll concerts. I thought of all things pleasurable but I still couldn't go back to sleep. Kevin lay like a stone beside me, one of those ancient stones that lies deep in sleep and laughs at you with its old-age wisdom. As much as you try to imitate a stone, you'll never be so firm.

Fuck! I'm so hungry but Kevin and his sister are still asleep. Should I wake them up with the blessed smell of bacon sizzling? Or eggs shivering like Summer nipples? Or bread toasting like burnt mattresses?

I could try going back to sleep... zzzz

Comments

[4q.livejournal.com]

awwww I missed it all!

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

where have you been!?!?! hehehe... too busy at work?

[4q.livejournal.com]

very busy at work, and busy running around shopping and the like...I have a life outside of work as well.. :)

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

that's good.... my life outside work has just been at home... too cold outside!

[4q.livejournal.com]

awwww but snuggling is good! this isn't the first time you have been in the cold though?

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

oh no! I lived in Canada for 5 years... so I know what a proper winter cold is like...

[4q.livejournal.com]

oh okie i wasn't sure how long you have lived here

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

first time i experienced winter in Montreal, I almost gave up.

[4q.livejournal.com]

awwwww.....I am glad you didn't

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

and have you seen Return of the King yet?

[4q.livejournal.com]

no :(

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

when are you going?

[4q.livejournal.com]

umm January 2nd I think