Pass me the soap, Aragorn

[dotinthesky]

Ever since I saw "Return of the King" two days ago, I've been dreaming of taking a bath in the dark, with just one (vanilla) candle lit. And the soundtrack of the movie in the background. And Aragorn in the bathtub with me, making waves.

He saved Middle-Earth so why can't he save me?

Then he could fry some eggs and bacon afterwards, and make me some Earl Grey tea too. I'm hungry. I'm always hungry.

Frodo and Sam, sitting on a tree... h.u.m.p.i.n.g.

I have a little alien in my stomach, waiting to burst out. It's been growing since I took up weight-lifting. It's mouth is always open, taking in the food or letting out the gas. It's a nasty little creature and I want it out. It keeps me up at night. I woke up at 5am today, and couldn't go back to sleep. I thought of sex, refrigeratores, toilets, the past, the future, rock and roll concerts. I thought of all things pleasurable but I still couldn't go back to sleep. Kevin lay like a stone beside me, one of those ancient stones that lies deep in sleep and laughs at you with its old-age wisdom. As much as you try to imitate a stone, you'll never be so firm.

Fuck! I'm so hungry but Kevin and his sister are still asleep. Should I wake them up with the blessed smell of bacon sizzling? Or eggs shivering like Summer nipples? Or bread toasting like burnt mattresses?

I could try going back to sleep... zzzz

Comments

[ickycrawlything.livejournal.com]

We have NO friends here yet...we're not very social... most people are intimidated by us so they don't even bother to look our way :( It gets very lonely. Zal thinks I'm queer for having online friends, he makes fun of me constantly. He's a loner too.

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

i hear you... kevin was just complaining to me that i spend too much time on the internet - and he refuses to get an lj account. We also have very little friends in london, and sometimes i do feel lonely (despite having a boyfriend.)

The thing is, my online friends are good friends, so I don't think it's something to look down upon. Also, when I'm writing here, like I'm writing to you, I feel like I'm writing letters, or notes, to friends... and it is special to me.

;o)

[ickycrawlything.livejournal.com]

Although my friendships are still budding, it's special to me as well...plus :) I met up with long lost friends! YAY

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

really? that's so good... i would love to find some old friends here.

[ickycrawlything.livejournal.com]

I even ran into an old boyfriend of mine who still owes the bank $300 for our joint account...bastard. I can't get an account unless I pay it, and I did except I gave him the money to pay it off and he spent it on some bullshit...

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

can't you take him to small-claims court?

[ickycrawlything.livejournal.com]

I tried in Manhattan but they said I'd need to go to Dobbs Ferry...too far and too much money to get back and forth. I'll probably just pay the damn thing again but do it in a way were his name is not take off. Let him pay the shit too!

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

you can pay the bank in his name.