A bus drove by with a male crotch and Jade Goody

[dotinthesky]

I'm sitting on the second floor of EasyInternetCafe, on Oxford Street. I'm feeling sick with the smell of Subway food, which is directly below me, and which fills this place up like evil vapours.

Yeah, it costs £1.80 for only an hour on the internet. The things I'll do to get my Livejournal fix.


I'd like to dispel some rumours:

I Am Not Quitting Livejournal!
I Haven't Flown to Brazil Yet!
I Do Have Access to a Computer in Brazil!

There, you can now put away your razors and shelve your plans of jumping off the nearest bridge.

****

I'm doing my last minute shopping today, and paying a visit to the bank. I leave tomorrow at 10pm, but I don't want to leave anything to chance.

Thank you for all your good-luck wishes...I hate flying, so I'll need every tiny bit of faith that pours out of you.

Thank you Whoever-is-in-Charge-Up-There-on-the-Fluffy-Clouds for the wonderful weekend, the goodbye parties that landed money, champagne, chocolate cake and an ugly shirt on my hands; the get-togethers last night for more drinking; the coming together of my new apartment and its transformation into a lovely place to live in.

Now I'm off to read your journals. Next time I update, I'll be in Brazil.

Comments

[dilvalicious.livejournal.com]

I hope you have an awesome time in brazil *hug*

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

Thank you! I'm being naughty and checking LJ again before I get on the plane.

what an addict...


=]

[dilvalicious.livejournal.com]

yay for lj addiction!

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

yay for a life in the real world, and a life in cyberspace!

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

merci mon ami... j'ai achete Talkie Walkie - Air... c'est bonissimo!

[4q.livejournal.com]

I hope you have a wonderful safe trip!!!! I want to see lots of pictures

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

I promise!

XOXOXOXOXOX

[dorontheos.livejournal.com]

incredible.
this is THE place i updated my lj, when on oxford street, last year.
hello!

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

hello! I'm surprised you are still alive! I barely made it to the E.R. after that...

[i-am-scowling.livejournal.com]

Aw, whoever gave you that shirt must feel bad knowing that it's "ugly" now ;)

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

it was my boss. Ops! I hope he is not reading this... he meant it well...


I'm giving it to my brother, as a gift. HeH!!

[i-am-scowling.livejournal.com]

that's efficient thinking ;)

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

and my bro liked it!



Kerching!

[ickycrawlything.livejournal.com]

*puts down razor* teehee...I thought you were gone for a looooong time! I had a heartattack, haha. I wish you all the safety in the world on your trip! Have fun with those cute, fluffy puppies *smooch*

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

thank you... i heard them barking in the background last night when I was talking to my mom... i can't wait to play with them.

*smoochie smooch*

[kurwa.livejournal.com]

Aww! "Goodbye parties" are so cute! I almost miss you even though I don't technically "know" you in "real" life. (I have to cut down on the arbitrary "quotes")

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

HA! Thanks babe... i'm sure we'll meet one day and everyone will think you are having a beer with your uncle.

=]

[ekasicore.livejournal.com]

i will miss you.

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

♥

[skull-boy.livejournal.com]

Weird... I was in Charring X EasyEverything around the same time... we where but a few streets apart. *starts huming twilight zone*

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

We probably bump into each other at Popmingers a couple of times too... you look familiar.

=]

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[skull-boy.livejournal.com]

Funnily enough I was at mingstars about a month ago. My pathetic excuse is a friends birthday. Everytime I go I tend to remember why I don't like it. lol...

maybe we've even had a drunken conversation... ;0)

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[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

Yeah, weren't you the one that went off with one of the bar staff to the toilets?

You piggy you.

=]

Re:

[skull-boy.livejournal.com]

yeah... had to take him aside and stab him up. That's what you get for charging for lime in my pint. grrr.

No-one seems to of found the body yet. luckily.

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[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

I'll give them a call and tell them to check the sewers around the club.

;)