The sea, the crude movie and the calendar I need to buy

[dotinthesky]

NOW, FOR NEWS ABOUT MY WEEKEND AT THE SEA.

It rained all the time and it was the first time I swam by myself on a beach (with my two friends Henrique and Garnize watching me.) I almost took off my shorts and waved it at them: it would have been the first time I swam in the sea naked. But I'm a puritan so I didn't. Fuckidy fuck.

The sea, with rain falling on it for more than 24 hours, turned into the colour of my eyes. I have muddy green eyes that sometimes go grey and metallic (under sex, spiritual enlightment and good lighting.) I felt at home. I sat on the sand and let the waves wash my ass crack and my dick underneath the shorts. I squeezed the sand with my hands in that meaningful gesture you see so many times in movies. Nobody was watching so I guess it was special.

And yesterday, Henrique and I went on a treck that took us through 4 different beaches! We had to climb some rocks and I almost fell to my death ("Henrique, if one of us falls into the sea the other one can't jump in - or the two of us die") Everything done under the rain. The rain was so heavy that leaks began to appear everywhere in the beach house. We had towels against the walls in our bedroom and a bucket aswell. The rain trickled down and no clothes were getting dry. My clothes stank of humidity and I had to borrow a t-shirt from Henrique to go out last night (see previous post.)


I'm also very amused that some fuckwit wrote in my journal about supporting Mel Gibson and his Jesus movie. If they have naked shots of Jesus and his cute bubblebutt then I'll go, I'll line up and face the choir. Otherwise, forget it. My money is better spent on calendars of Catholic priests so I can spend my useless hours wanking away in the bathroom.

(I feel very pottymouth today. Somebody tell me to shuttup.)

Comments

[dilvalicious.livejournal.com]

i like potty mouth Ollie

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

sponsour me with alcohol and you'll see more of him.

=)

[dilvalicious.livejournal.com]

*pours booze down your throat*

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

*chokes to death*

[dilvalicious.livejournal.com]

noooo!!!

*gives mouth to mouth*

there...i had to give you the kiss of live...sorry, but Dan wasn't available. Now you have girl cooties!

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

*thinks it's Dan's mouth bringing him back from death*

[4q.livejournal.com]

I have never seen this side of you. It's very naughty, making it very hott..

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

god... i can't believe i wrote these things... i go a bit funny when im drunk.

:)

[4q.livejournal.com]

lol you should hear the things I have done when I am drunk..oh lordy, I think everyone looses a bit of control when they have had several drinks...

Eric and I are planning on going to england next year in the fall hopefully

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

next year, as in 2005?

[4q.livejournal.com]

yesum...that's the plan, he needs to get his spending issues under control first, it's hard to be with someone else that is just as bad as managing his money as I am

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

LOL. i wonder if I'll be there still. Kevin is not sure he will get into his Master program... and if he doesnt, we will probably try immigrating to Canada this summer. I could be seeing you very soon...

[4q.livejournal.com]

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!! that's so so exciting!!!

well either way we should see each other very soon!

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

indeed! and party like its 1977!

[4q.livejournal.com]

spiked hair, spiked bracelets, and spiked jackets

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

gonna go now! Party on Michelle!

lol

[reggins-united.livejournal.com]

hahahaa.

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

are you a pagan aswell?

[reggins-united.livejournal.com]

whats a pagan again ? lol

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

a pagan is someone who sacrifizes their mother's to the gods.

[moonlightjoy.livejournal.com]

funny you should mention jesus the hottie...

saucylaur posted a great entry (http://www.livejournal.com/users/saucylaur/39294.html) about God (funny!!!) and one of the God links she gave was this one: <http://www.datejesus.com/">DateJesus.com.

Check it out...

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

weird... none of your html came out. will follow the link though.

[roguejournal.livejournal.com]

NEVER shut up!

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

i couldn't even if they strapped me and gagged me.

[roguejournal.livejournal.com]

uh.sexy!!!
:)

[theoriginalme.livejournal.com]

shut the fuck up mother fucker.

= )

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

that plus sized model has been a bad influence in your life.

[theoriginalme.livejournal.com]

haha hey you said t have to ask you shut up and I did, now if you excuse me, I have to hijack a truck of Hagen-Daas to keep her happy.

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

you can't keep an asshole quiet, don't you know?

;)


(don't feed her ham sandwiches in bed or you'll have a mama cass on your hands)

[theoriginalme.livejournal.com]

haha me being an asshole I know.

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

we should start an assholes club.

[theoriginalme.livejournal.com]

or an assholes community

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

hey... what are you up to today?

[theoriginalme.livejournal.com]

nothing till later and yourself

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

nothing too... i was going out tonight dancing - but the club is not answering my phone calls and i'm worried they are shut tonight. It's Ash Wednesday and everyone usually stays at home...

what are you up to tonight?

[theoriginalme.livejournal.com]

dinner with my friend..,.i usually lift for football but I took today off

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

are you and your friend cooking? or going to a restaurant?

[theoriginalme.livejournal.com]

I just got back from an amzing japanese place

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

cool stuff. i love japanese food too.

:)

[theoriginalme.livejournal.com]

haha yeah

[peraventure.livejournal.com]

Never will I! As fodder for wankathons, just remember Joaquin Phoenix in Quills. Yummy! I totally wanted to rip that habit off 'im!

Your updates are lovely, glad to get them.

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

thanks diva(n)... I didn't like Quills! But Joaquin still has time to prove himself to me.

;)

[peraventure.livejournal.com]

aw, man! he was so delish in that movie! ok. Have you seen Clay Pigeons? Also Vince Vaughan.

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

clay pigeons? i don't think so... vince vaughan... yum

[peraventure.livejournal.com]

he is indeed yum! so then to bring my other obsession together is The Cell, Vincent D'Onofrio and Vince Vaughan. And Jennifer Lopez, but I only like her in that one and Out Of Sight or whatever that's called.

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

lol... so you didn't like her in "Enough"?

:)

[peraventure.livejournal.com]

didn't bother to see it. just about puked my whole way through Maid In Manhattan, but we netflixed that, so no real money lost.

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

i can't believe you sat through the whole of that!

[peraventure.livejournal.com]

Well, a friend of mine had a teeny part in it, I was looking for him and then I'd already sat through that much, I figured I'd just finish it out.