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dotinthesky) wrote2004-03-17 09:22 am
dotinthesky) wrote2004-03-17 09:22 am
Please Read Below Carefully
I had a brilliant idea this morning: what if I just stayed unemployed? And what if you helped me accomplish this?
I have roughly 70 or so friends in Livejournal. If all of you paid me 20 pounds a month (40 U.S. dollars, 2800 Canadian dollars), that would cover my rent, clothes, food and a bit of extra for music. I could be so happy.
I can hear you wonder what’s in it for you. I can hear you ask whether I’ve gone complete Guns & Roses in the head.
Well, NO! I’ve just realized the most obvious and fun alternative available: I would be working for you. Paying me 20 pounds a month gives you the right to tell me what to do (with the exception of a few things which we’ll have to decide later – i.e. killing old ladies, finding a job, scatology, etc.) Wouldn’t that be great? You’d be in control of my life. Didn’t you always want to belong to a Reality Show? Here’s your chance. The rate is a little excessive I know, but that’s just a reflection of the exclusivity you’ll have over my life and actions.
Please make this unhappy Reality Show star happy. Give him a comfortable life, freedom from the clutches of Office culture. It’s almost your duty.
I have roughly 70 or so friends in Livejournal. If all of you paid me 20 pounds a month (40 U.S. dollars, 2800 Canadian dollars), that would cover my rent, clothes, food and a bit of extra for music. I could be so happy.
I can hear you wonder what’s in it for you. I can hear you ask whether I’ve gone complete Guns & Roses in the head.
Well, NO! I’ve just realized the most obvious and fun alternative available: I would be working for you. Paying me 20 pounds a month gives you the right to tell me what to do (with the exception of a few things which we’ll have to decide later – i.e. killing old ladies, finding a job, scatology, etc.) Wouldn’t that be great? You’d be in control of my life. Didn’t you always want to belong to a Reality Show? Here’s your chance. The rate is a little excessive I know, but that’s just a reflection of the exclusivity you’ll have over my life and actions.
Please make this unhappy Reality Show star happy. Give him a comfortable life, freedom from the clutches of Office culture. It’s almost your duty.
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if i could have sold back this concert ticket i couldn't use yesterday i would have gratefully sent them to you. but that's a bit expensive considering i'm not a slave to the wage (ie. i'm a burden for my parents).
but that could work.
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* (charges applicable only to the next working month.)
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*goes rent My Cousin Vinny to learn how to be a lawyer*