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dotinthesky) wrote2004-03-17 09:22 am
dotinthesky) wrote2004-03-17 09:22 am
Please Read Below Carefully
I had a brilliant idea this morning: what if I just stayed unemployed? And what if you helped me accomplish this?
I have roughly 70 or so friends in Livejournal. If all of you paid me 20 pounds a month (40 U.S. dollars, 2800 Canadian dollars), that would cover my rent, clothes, food and a bit of extra for music. I could be so happy.
I can hear you wonder what’s in it for you. I can hear you ask whether I’ve gone complete Guns & Roses in the head.
Well, NO! I’ve just realized the most obvious and fun alternative available: I would be working for you. Paying me 20 pounds a month gives you the right to tell me what to do (with the exception of a few things which we’ll have to decide later – i.e. killing old ladies, finding a job, scatology, etc.) Wouldn’t that be great? You’d be in control of my life. Didn’t you always want to belong to a Reality Show? Here’s your chance. The rate is a little excessive I know, but that’s just a reflection of the exclusivity you’ll have over my life and actions.
Please make this unhappy Reality Show star happy. Give him a comfortable life, freedom from the clutches of Office culture. It’s almost your duty.
I have roughly 70 or so friends in Livejournal. If all of you paid me 20 pounds a month (40 U.S. dollars, 2800 Canadian dollars), that would cover my rent, clothes, food and a bit of extra for music. I could be so happy.
I can hear you wonder what’s in it for you. I can hear you ask whether I’ve gone complete Guns & Roses in the head.
Well, NO! I’ve just realized the most obvious and fun alternative available: I would be working for you. Paying me 20 pounds a month gives you the right to tell me what to do (with the exception of a few things which we’ll have to decide later – i.e. killing old ladies, finding a job, scatology, etc.) Wouldn’t that be great? You’d be in control of my life. Didn’t you always want to belong to a Reality Show? Here’s your chance. The rate is a little excessive I know, but that’s just a reflection of the exclusivity you’ll have over my life and actions.
Please make this unhappy Reality Show star happy. Give him a comfortable life, freedom from the clutches of Office culture. It’s almost your duty.
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oque faco???
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ai..pensei que vc tivesse ligado aquele dia...ate esqueci de perguntar...
well, vc pode falar que veio mas foi super rapido....e que nao ia nem dar tempo de encontrar ninguem...pode ate dizer que vc nem me viu!!
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se vc pensar em algo melhor, me diga....
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Te conto depois.
Abracos.
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good luck!