Weekend Wrist Exercise

[dotinthesky]

THIS IS A COMMONPEOPLE MEME:

I want you to find the nearest book/magazine to you, flick through it, and select a sentence ---> randomly.

Then I want you to leave a comment here with that sentence (and, if you like, where you got it from.)

I'm going to write a short story interconnecting all of the sentences, then post it here for my public shaming.

Go forth my children and bring me back the sentence.

Comments

[ickycrawlything.livejournal.com]

Hahaha...

If breasts become too full or mother has to be away for a feeding or two, the breast milk may be easily expressed by hand or with the aid of a device called a breast pump.

lol...would you like the accompanying picture of milk being expressed by hand?

[peraventure.livejournal.com]

yes, please!

[ickycrawlything.livejournal.com]

not exactly what you expected huh?

[peraventure.livejournal.com]

AAAAHH!!! hahahahahaha!! Now I forgot what we ewre talking about. hey, have you ever seen any of those milkies sites? man, milk comes outta like eighteen holes in one lil old nip!!

[ickycrawlything.livejournal.com]

Haha, no...what the link?

[peraventure.livejournal.com]

oh yes, now I remember. the sentences. handy thing, that "view all comments" link!

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

lol

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

you've just made my life VERY DIFFICULT.

:P

[ickycrawlything.livejournal.com]

Heeheehee, glad to be of creative service to you :)

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

hey! hope you are having a good weekend.

;)

[ickycrawlything.livejournal.com]

lol... I didn't mean anything by it, I meant that you wanted a sentence from everyone...so then I was of creative assistance to you.

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

i know... ;)