It's oh so hot Malarmé

[dotinthesky]

Someone just left a plate of biscuits in our office. The chocolate ones are melting.

My shirt is stuck to my back; my back is stuck to my chair.

Why did I decide to wear cords on the hottest day of the year?

I swam one kilometre this morning. I think the Jamaican ladies who go to the pool at dawn don't like Josie. Josie might be crazy.

I'm going to the ICA this evening because my boyfriend got tickets to COMICA - McSweeney's Launch: Seth & Ware in Conversation.

We have a lovely peace-lily in our office; it's dying.

Do I make a lot of punctuation mistakes? I prollie do.

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[malaniat.livejournal.com]

and that's been [Bad username or site: @ livejournal.com]'s post in rapid fire.

Who is Josie and just how crazy are we talking?

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

She's this old lady that swims at my pool. She's there every morning, in the slow swimmers lane, relaxing and saying hello to everybody. But only today I realized that the other Jamaican ladies hang out together at the other end of the pool and she's always alone.

[waves-in-space.livejournal.com]

i rarely pay attention to punctuation at all when i'm typing, i guess that makes me ignorant of grammar? i really like plants, having them around the house makes the whole atmosphere a little nicer.

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

I used to have tons of plants in my apartment in Montreal... sadly, I don't have any in my present one. I try to pay attention to punctuation, just so I won't forget... but I think I'm really crap with ; and - and :

:)

[4q.livejournal.com]

it sounds hot. It's not hot here at all. yay! I mean boo.

I want to go out for lunch but i have no one to go with :(

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

Just think of me as your imaginary friend having lunch with you. Order a plate of pasta for me please.


It's damn hot here! It feels like I'm back in Brasil.

[4q.livejournal.com]

ha ha what type of pasta would you like darling?

I ate a lot of food yesterday, I even had gelato. But holy shit it was fantastic.

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

GELATO! What a fantastic idea. I'm having icecream as soon as i leave this pit of hell the office.

[4q.livejournal.com]

ha ha, it was soooooooooooo good, we got dark chocolate, and strawberry. I almost had an orgasm

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

now you are exagerating... :)

[4q.livejournal.com]

ha ha no! I am not! :P

[cops-n-queers.livejournal.com]

It's really hot here too. Maybe we can find each other. Then we could sit back and pour ourselves a glass of lemonade?

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

In the future we'll be able to teletransport lemonade across continents to each other. For now, we'll have to be happy with tap water.

[dreamwarrior.livejournal.com]

man if you wern't gay that would turn me on... MMM hot sweaty boys...

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

My bum is really sweaty... does that turn you on?

[dreamwarrior.livejournal.com]

no... i don't think it does...

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

I can send you a pic if you want...

[dreamwarrior.livejournal.com]

really... you can send pictures.. not that i would want some of your hot seaty ass...

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

But you said you liked sweaty boys!

[dreamwarrior.livejournal.com]

not sweaty bums.... sweaty chests... or what not and pluse i can't fantisize about you.. well i gusse i could but i hae dilva

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

what if I covered my body in baby oil?

[dreamwarrior.livejournal.com]

no thats just to porn like hehe your silly

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

ok... then how about my body covered in honey?