The Sweet End of a Bank Holiday Weekend

[dotinthesky]

My holiday bank weekend was very calm and relaxed. I ended up staying home for most of the time, with a few exceptional walks to Hyde Park (where I spotted Queen Amidala) and sojourns at the local swimming pool to break the routine. I finally finished reading Full Circle, by Peter Straub, and now I desperately want to buy the movie rights and write a screenplay based on it. This feeling was only compounded yesterday by watching House of Wax and realizing that I was born to be the new Master of Horror and teach all those idiots in Hollywood how to make proper scary films. Although I do have to say that it was hilarious to have scenes with Paris Hilton where the background music is going "she's a ho, what a ho..." And her death scene was also a classic - everyone in the theatre laughed. ;-P

Am seriously addicted already to Big Brother, which is pathetic really. Must fight the temptation to watch the live stream, as I do still have some dignity left in me. Consolation comes in the fact that none of the Sissys ever watched Big Brother and are also slowly getting sucked into the trash vortex. I'll know I've hit the bottom of the barrel when I enter a betting house and put a tenner towards Makosi. Triple-evil Big Brother? Scary, more likely.

Just ate a tuna baguette. Now I'm going to degust a canteen banana, then a pear, and catch up with the lives of my sweet cyber lemmings.

Comments

[twinner.livejournal.com]

Off the wall question: What is Crazy Frog Axel F?

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

Haha! You don't want to know...

Why do you ask?

[twinner.livejournal.com]

Read something about it in USA Today this morning; said it had gone to the top of the pop charts in Great Britain after being used in place of the usual ringing sound for cell phones. That's one way to sell cds...

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

It's a very annoying song aimed at children, with a cute animated video... and it first started its life as an annoying cellphone ringtone.