Pijie's Filth & Fury

[dotinthesky]

Who needs a gym workout when they've got an apartment recently vacated by two male Australians to clean? Kevin & I began our move to the new flat today -- packed suitcases dragged across London, corner shop purchases (cleaning products and 2-litre Coca-cola bottle to keep us going), and the stereo playing old tapes in the living room.

To our surprise, we found a squatter living in our flat. Her name is Pijie and she refuses to leave our shit-smeared balcony or her little egg. We've decided to allow her to stay until her egg hatches, then lift the net around the balcony, pour bleach all over the caca and turn it into a prime location for neon-lights watching.

I spent the afternoon scrubbing the kitchen. The fridge looks and smells lovely but refuses to come back to the world of the living. I'm scared. Kevin wiped the living room clean and the shelves already hold some of our books. When the place is finally clean, and all our stuff is in place, I think we'll be very happy there.

Comments

[redcountess]

If the fridge isn't working, and it's covered by your lease, get the agent/landlord to replace it.

[izzybees]

Congrats! What floor are you on?

[daniel-carcrash.livejournal.com]

is pijie a pigeon? at first i thought you meant a real squatter.. haha. where did you guys move to?
i miss london. but toronto is nice. everyone is so sexy in summer!
a boy could get in serious trouble.

[roguejournal.livejournal.com]

yay.....a new place!!!!!!
:)
can't wait until you are settled and decide to take some pics!!!!!

[la-magarita.livejournal.com]

Fotinhos???? KD???? Eu quero!!!!

Bjokas

[sor-eye-ah.livejournal.com]

have seen the aftermath of Aussie men.

*hands you various cleaning prouducts* I apologise on behalf of my nation!!! *G*

[desayuno-ingles.livejournal.com]

oh I hope Kevin takes photos which you will then take to a shop to have scanned so they can go on the internet!!!!!!!

[hunterjr.livejournal.com]

Yay for moving to your new flat! Which floor do you guys live? :D

so....

[yllyan.livejournal.com]

when is the housewarming?!

good luck with the cleaning ;-) don't be too nasty to pijie!

[vespatine78.livejournal.com]

A NEW PLACE! oh my I am behind, i was wondering why you hadn't emailed me back but I suspect this is the reason..

love you lots!