The Beautiful Fucking View

[dotinthesky]

What a fucking beautiful day. What a beautiful fucking day. What a beautiful day fucking. What fucking a beautiful day. Fucking what a beautiful day.

Last night, I came home to a ginger policeman standing in my building's entrance hall. I said hello; he said good evening. There were no blood spots on the walls. He was a severe living statue, like Gilbert & George.

In the tube this morning: a man stares at The Sun's page 3 girl; a woman reads Victoria Hislop's novel The Island; and a prim and proper spinster-type reads The Bible. I read a novel about lesbians. I win. Around Cannon Street, a blonde transexual wheels her suitcase into the carriage. She wears moustard shoes over black stockings. I'm not 100% sure she is a transexual.

Time to fish the sunblock out of the cupboard.

Comments

[sublimevisions.livejournal.com]

this has got to be the best post ever :)

[sushidog.livejournal.com]

I do like your verbal snapshots of the city, y'know.

[amberholic.livejournal.com]

Do you live in a high crime area or do you just happen to run into the police a lot?

[hunterjr.livejournal.com]

You seem happy :D

[desayuno-ingles.livejournal.com]

I can't stand it when people don't call M2Fs her and F2Ms him. It absolutely boggles my mind when otherwise "liberal" people, who understand that being gay is biological, can't wrap their heads around being born in the wrong body.

Aarrgh!

[la-mascherina.livejournal.com]

Fucking lovely!
Yes, sun-blocks at the ready and maybe start dusting off the parasol too. : D

How are you liking the book?
Alex and Kay chipped my heart a little.

[showwyourteeth.livejournal.com]

I know it's so fucking beautiful out lately!

[stormecho.livejournal.com]

Made me fucking smile.

[desayuno-ingles.livejournal.com]

Just what book are you reading? I found a copy of that short story book you rec'd for like $7! To what is this Smiths tag referring?