Great Ideas for TV Producers

[dotinthesky]

Reality TV star Nicole Richie and Paris Hilton will play the role of counsellors at a fat camp on the fourth season of their reality show 'The Simple Life'. Full story here.

Other brilliant TV show ideas (which any producer reading this is welcome to steal):

• Michael Jackson teaches self-esteem to pre-pubescent black boys.
  
• George Bush Jr. and Tony Blair host a conference on how to succesfully liberate a country.
  
• Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears help drug addicted teens kick their habit.
  
• Tom Cruise counsels families who lost their loved ones to cults.
  
• Victoria Beckham hosts the 2007 World Hotdog Eating Championship.
  

Any other TV shows you can think of, dear reader?

Comments

[kixie.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I read about htat one too. I'm kind of worried for those poor girls' mental health now.

Tom Cruise should have a spin off on how to deal with coming out to your friends and family.

Courtney Love hosting a show on the dangers of plastic surgery.

Rush Limbaugh hosting a show on social tolerance.

Pamela Anderson and Jordon co-host a show why ridiculously large tits look fucking ridiculous.

plot twist

[sublimevisions.livejournal.com]

Lohan and Spears take the drugs from the addicted kids and donate them to Richie and Paris who administer it to their fold.

Bush and Blair employ Jackson to teach esteem to the boys in their newly liberated country, while Posh gets Cruise to leave the cult of hot-dog eating. Cruise only pretends to do defect, as he is after a better wiener, thus trying to bend it for Beckham.

I've now paved my way to hell. :)

[hunterjr.livejournal.com]

I love Paris and her "that's hot / your not" t shirt :D


Michael Jackson teaches self-esteem to pre-pubescent black boys.
George Bush Jr. and Tony Blair host a conference on how to succesfully liberate a country.
Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears help drug addicted teens kick their habit. this one's my favorite
Tom Cruise counsels families who lost their loved ones to cults.
Victoria Beckham hosts the 2007 World Hotdog Eating Championship.

I can't think of any ideas now. Your such a genius Ollie :D

[showwyourteeth.livejournal.com]

Like Extreme Makeover where one contestant gets to pick one of four plastic surgeons to operate on them just by meeting them face-to-face. However, while three of the surgeons are actually real plastic surgeons, one is just some creepy guy who wants to cut somebody up.

[dilvsy.livejournal.com]

how about a self defence for women class, taught by James Brown?

[jellyfish93.livejournal.com]

oh man, this is great.
question: can i 'steal' this for a bit in the paper i work at, the sacramento news & review?
i'll send you the published copy... :D