Great Ideas for TV Producers

[dotinthesky]

Reality TV star Nicole Richie and Paris Hilton will play the role of counsellors at a fat camp on the fourth season of their reality show 'The Simple Life'. Full story here.

Other brilliant TV show ideas (which any producer reading this is welcome to steal):

• Michael Jackson teaches self-esteem to pre-pubescent black boys.
  
• George Bush Jr. and Tony Blair host a conference on how to succesfully liberate a country.
  
• Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears help drug addicted teens kick their habit.
  
• Tom Cruise counsels families who lost their loved ones to cults.
  
• Victoria Beckham hosts the 2007 World Hotdog Eating Championship.
  

Any other TV shows you can think of, dear reader?

Comments

[kixie.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I read about htat one too. I'm kind of worried for those poor girls' mental health now.

Tom Cruise should have a spin off on how to deal with coming out to your friends and family.

Courtney Love hosting a show on the dangers of plastic surgery.

Rush Limbaugh hosting a show on social tolerance.

Pamela Anderson and Jordon co-host a show why ridiculously large tits look fucking ridiculous.

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

Tom Cruise's spin off show should be co-hosted with John Travolta.

[kixie.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I had him in mind at first, but decided that Tom was just so much....more. But yes, they can host it together. Along wtih R Kelly, who cna provide the soundtrack.

Ooh, MIke Tyson hosting a conference on respecting women mashed up with a anger management course.

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

Ann Coulter on Human Rights, Compassion and Love for Humanity.

[kixie.livejournal.com]

Ann Coulter on how to look like an actual woman rather than a garish, badly made up pre-op transexual.

Mel Gibson on safe driving and religious tolerance.

Mel Gibson, on the dangers of portraying extreme violence in cinema.

[yaruar.livejournal.com]

Nah, i think R Kelly needs to present a show on coping with sexual urges as a teenages with gary glitter doing a segment for the pre teens.

Did R Kelly ever get convicted, or did he hire OJ's lawyers?

Talking of which OJ could present a show about miscarriages of justice and the wrongly convicted.

Martha Stewart on ethical investing.

Gillian McKeath helping young people transition to university and mentoring them with their studying.

And of course Stan Collymore and Jeffry Archer sitting on a jury for a dramatised rape trial.... oh, they did that didn't they....

[kixie.livejournal.com]

Good point with R Kelly.

Gillian McKeith should also discuss teaching basic biology to GSCE students and hte importance of having scientific fact to corroborate your 'evidence'.

Bill Clinton can join R Kelly on curbin gsexual urges and the inadvisability of workplace romances.

plot twist

[sublimevisions.livejournal.com]

Lohan and Spears take the drugs from the addicted kids and donate them to Richie and Paris who administer it to their fold.

Bush and Blair employ Jackson to teach esteem to the boys in their newly liberated country, while Posh gets Cruise to leave the cult of hot-dog eating. Cruise only pretends to do defect, as he is after a better wiener, thus trying to bend it for Beckham.

I've now paved my way to hell. :)

Re: plot twist

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

If you have paved the way to hell with yellow brickstones, it will be my pleasure to follow you.

[hunterjr.livejournal.com]

I love Paris and her "that's hot / your not" t shirt :D


Michael Jackson teaches self-esteem to pre-pubescent black boys.
George Bush Jr. and Tony Blair host a conference on how to succesfully liberate a country.
Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears help drug addicted teens kick their habit. this one's my favorite
Tom Cruise counsels families who lost their loved ones to cults.
Victoria Beckham hosts the 2007 World Hotdog Eating Championship.

I can't think of any ideas now. Your such a genius Ollie :D

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

Put me in front of the cameras.

[hunterjr.livejournal.com]

What I like in these ideas is the fact that they can actually happen.

[showwyourteeth.livejournal.com]

Like Extreme Makeover where one contestant gets to pick one of four plastic surgeons to operate on them just by meeting them face-to-face. However, while three of the surgeons are actually real plastic surgeons, one is just some creepy guy who wants to cut somebody up.

[showwyourteeth.livejournal.com]

okay, no celebrities, but you could always get one to endorse it! There's always Marilyn Manson.

[dilvsy.livejournal.com]

how about a self defence for women class, taught by James Brown?

[sublimevisions.livejournal.com]

only if it was co-taught by clarence thomas

[dilvsy.livejournal.com]

and free coke to drink during the class!
(pubic hair not included)

[jellyfish93.livejournal.com]

oh man, this is great.
question: can i 'steal' this for a bit in the paper i work at, the sacramento news & review?
i'll send you the published copy... :D

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

Oh, sure. Go for it!