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Dot in the Sky ([personal profile] dotinthesky) wrote2007-05-20 09:12 pm

The Grass' Weekend

On Friday, I'm the grass on the National Theatre's FlyTower. I've grown from clay and I hang on the side of the building like moss, for the whole of London to see. I spot Richard arriving and peruseing the second-hand books underneath Waterloo bridge; I see him text someone's mobile phone, and then that someone come out to meet him. They climb the stairs by the bridge and stare at me, talking about my creation and the few dramas concerning my presence in the media. Later, when they are inside the National, having a beer, I see Jane walk down the South Bank, from the direction of Tower Bridge, and join them inside.

On Saturday, I'm the grass on Greenwich Park. Various goths congregate at the park's gates then find a spot in the shade for their picnic. They have a baby with them, dressed in a red velvet outfit. They lie pre-packaged food on me; they drink caffeine and juice, eat biscuits and wait for their late friends to arrive. The father spreads his jacket on me and places the baby in the centre of it. She keeps reaching for the biscuits, running her tiny fingers through my leaves as if they were hair. She hits me with her tiny feet, my dirt sticking to her soles. When the hyperactive hung-over American shakes her, the poor thing bursts out crying; what a bad man. As soon as the weather cools down, they leave me for a pub a few streets away.

On Sunday, I'm the grass that covers London Fields. Hardly anyone lies on me, despite the beautiful sun. Two young men sit on a bench, fighting the temptation to join me. They eat croissants and ham bought from the corner store; they drink mochaccinos and rip apart large oranges; they write in their journals and read from yesterday's paper. Finally, after the sun in their face has become too much, they choose a spot on my body shaded by the trees. But they don't stay long; either the ants running through my leaves or the desire to be back on their sofas gets them on their feet again, freed from my grasp.

[identity profile] tga.livejournal.com 2007-05-20 08:24 pm (UTC)(link)
You make me sound like a famous British Nanny!!!!!

SCOTT SHOOK THE BABY!!! SCOTT SHOOK THE BABY!!!

I didn't shake her, we were playing a game!

[identity profile] tga.livejournal.com 2007-05-20 08:40 pm (UTC)(link)
What was the name of that British Nanny that got done in America for shaking a baby!!???

[identity profile] kixie.livejournal.com 2007-05-20 08:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Louise Woodward, I think.

Otherwise known as "that horrible bitch who will be hated by the population of the world forever".

[identity profile] tga.livejournal.com 2007-05-20 08:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes, that is the one!!

I was thinking it was Amy Fisher but she shoot some women in her face!!!

Well, I was playing about with the baby but I didn't do anything as bad as that bitch did!!

[identity profile] kixie.livejournal.com 2007-05-20 09:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Nah, she was the Long Island teen and now she's doing a reality tv show with Joey Buttafuoco, some romantic thing. When she shot his wife.

ERK.

[identity profile] sparklielizard.livejournal.com 2007-05-20 10:17 pm (UTC)(link)
The Police are so coming for you!! ;-)

In case anyone is wondering, the baby probably cried because she was frightened of Scott's beard more than anything else!

[identity profile] commonpeople.livejournal.com 2007-05-21 06:53 am (UTC)(link)
You are lucky I didn't mention the "wiping her face" incident... :-P

[identity profile] sparklielizard.livejournal.com 2007-05-21 07:16 am (UTC)(link)
I already have somewhere, but I can't remember where!

[identity profile] commonpeople.livejournal.com 2007-05-21 06:52 am (UTC)(link)
I was just trying to cover up the fact that she started crying because of Kevin! :-P

[identity profile] kixie.livejournal.com 2007-05-20 08:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Feeling grassy, huh?

[identity profile] steer.livejournal.com 2007-05-20 08:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Hah.. the grass on the theatre was so interesting especially with all the Gormleys looming above and around it. I enjoyed the play greatly. It was very strange and silly, I laughed more than I was moved but I enjoyed it.

[identity profile] commonpeople.livejournal.com 2007-05-21 06:57 am (UTC)(link)
Well I'm glad. I laughed too, for all the right reasons.

[identity profile] steer.livejournal.com 2007-05-21 10:16 am (UTC)(link)
I wanted to see more about Magnus the magnificent!

[identity profile] commonpeople.livejournal.com 2007-05-21 10:29 am (UTC)(link)
Me too, especially naked!

[identity profile] steer.livejournal.com 2007-05-21 10:31 am (UTC)(link)
You like Norwegians in tights?

[identity profile] commonpeople.livejournal.com 2007-05-21 10:43 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, but only if they remove the tights sometime during the evening.

[identity profile] sallypointzero.livejournal.com 2007-05-21 12:03 pm (UTC)(link)
What an elastic mind has O...its beautiful!