Be a Successful Stalker

[dotinthesky]

Whoever believes stalkers always end up behind bars has clearly never met me. Because, after one year and a half stalking sparkx, I finally get to meet him today! And I even managed to make him invite me for coffee, rather than the other way around!

- No more long nights outside his bedroom window.
- No more waiting for his train to arrive at Mile End station in the mornings so I can peek at him in the last carriage.
- No more text messages left unanswered.

If any stalkers reading this wish to learn more about my successful campaign, please drop me a line. And watch out for the launch this summer of my manual Stalking for Happiness.

Comments

[tonight-we-fly.livejournal.com]

Have you been training my current stalker? Worryingly, she seems to be getting better at it recently.

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

I notice she's using the e-mail spam technique. It's not which I particularly go for, or believe in. She must have received her training somewhere else.