Be a Successful Stalker

[dotinthesky]

Whoever believes stalkers always end up behind bars has clearly never met me. Because, after one year and a half stalking sparkx, I finally get to meet him today! And I even managed to make him invite me for coffee, rather than the other way around!

- No more long nights outside his bedroom window.
- No more waiting for his train to arrive at Mile End station in the mornings so I can peek at him in the last carriage.
- No more text messages left unanswered.

If any stalkers reading this wish to learn more about my successful campaign, please drop me a line. And watch out for the launch this summer of my manual Stalking for Happiness.

Comments

[tonight-we-fly.livejournal.com]

Have you been training my current stalker? Worryingly, she seems to be getting better at it recently.

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

I notice she's using the e-mail spam technique. It's not which I particularly go for, or believe in. She must have received her training somewhere else.

[saint-narcissus.livejournal.com]

like serial killers,
the best stalkers are those we have never even heard of,,,
(maniacal laughter goes here)

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

Having your object of obsession think it's not being stalked is one of the fundamental rules.

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

*bows gracefully*

[vilia64.livejournal.com]

I'd stalk you if the mobile rates weren't so high...and if you weren't about 8 hours ahead as far as time zone...

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

You can postpone your stalking until I'm living closer to you. ;-)

[vilia64.livejournal.com]

Hmmmm...this WOULD make the stalking more cost-effective...I will ponder this.

[frankeecymraeg.livejournal.com]

baby, way to leave before I got outta work :( I was gonna call.

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

Maybe next time. ;-)

[frankeecymraeg.livejournal.com]

yeah maybe next time you wont be so freaking LUH-AIM

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

Why is it my fault that you were at work, too busy to talk!?!?!

[evil-onna-stick.livejournal.com]

I have an awesomely freaky mixed cd entitled "Music to Stalk By" put together after a breakup that helps pass the time when waiting in the bushes :)

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

What kind of music is on it?

[evil-onna-stick.livejournal.com]

Mostly goth and industrial, but there are some random old songs, by billy holiday and whatnot.