I'd Have All the Money in the World If I Was a Wealthy Girl

[dotinthesky]

I'm going to record my very first voice post soon. I suppose this means most of you will, for the first time, hear what I sound like. Anything in particular you'd like to hear me say? Or maybe I should sing a song? Or just heavy breathe down the line? Or curse to hell and back? I'm open to suggestions at this stage since I'm otherwise very likely to just mumble, stutter and talk gibberish.

The EuroMillions lotto numbers will be announced in less than two hours. Since buying my ticket two days ago I've been walking around as if I'd already won the moula. I've decided against buying a tower block (don't want to deal with the incessant LJ Drama) or the island (though apparently I'd have enough to buy something in Fiji.) I was reading a commie newspaper today and really felt like giving 99% of the money to asylum seekers, the homeless, charities, friends & family, etc. I could so easily live on a million pounds. Honestly, all I want is to go back to uni and study something just for pleasure (like film, for example) without the worry of finding a job related to the degree afterwards.

Apparently, though, there's more chance of George Bush Jr marrying Amy Whinehouse tonight then there is of me winning the money. So I'll just eat some leftover chocolate cake and enjoy my Friday in front of What Ever Happened to Baby Jane?

Comments

[androktone.livejournal.com]

Where did you get your copy of baby jane? i have always wanted to see that.

Also, I think you should try this:

[rag-and-bone.livejournal.com]

i would like a show tune.

and oh my god, gw and amy winehouse. tom and katie would NEVER get press if that happened.

[izzybees]

Your first voice post should be all about ME: the five best things about me, what made you fall in love with me, our wedding plans, what we will name our children and so on.

[desayuno-ingles.livejournal.com]

You have chocolate cake? I want chocolate cake!

Say anything you like, I've heard it all before. *guffaws*

[sushidog.livejournal.com]

Ooh, I kind of like the iea of you swearing, creatively and in the very filthiest terms you can muster.
Mind you, I am _quite_ drunk, nd should probably be ignored.

Anyway, did you win? Or did I? One of us has to have won, surely?

[naturalbornkaos.livejournal.com]

I would love to hear you sing "Happy Birthday, Mr President" in the style of Marilyn Monroe. Or Marilyn Manson. Depends on your mood.

[msanthropist.livejournal.com]

I do think you should consider inhaling helium prior to making your recording...and then reciting Monty Python's "Spam" lyrics...

[moral-vacuum.livejournal.com]

Even in your presence you haven't said much. Next time I see you I demand that you declaim something.

[suede.livejournal.com]

oh please yes sing something to us!
common people maybe?