Glamour to the End

[dotinthesky]

Dynasty's Theme Song
by moral_vacuum

Dynasty, such campery
Where no-one will ever be
Poor or dressed shabbily.
...High life, trouble and strife.
Rich, but abjectly
Full of misery.

Stephen's gay, but barely fey
And Adam is clearly kin
To a shop mannequin

Joanie, old palone,
Marries lots, and then
Marries Dex again.

Always dressing to impress
In a shoulder-padded dress.
Fighting Krystle and her Blake,
Denver Carrington to take.
With her furs and chilled champagne
Playing people like a game
She is absurdly rich,
The english superbitch.

Bloody Krystle is so wet
And deserves the pain she gets.
Only simpers all the time
In a hairstyle that's a crime.
I could never get why Blake
Married such a pointless flake
Whose over-muscled back
Looks like a quarterback

Fallon, though, was such a ho
But Jeff was the last to know -
should have shagged Sammy Jo.
Flashy, somewhat trashy,
Just like everything about the show - whoopee!

For beeorkendurkey

Comments

[millionreasons.livejournal.com]

I was in love with John James (Jeff). I think it was his over-laquered hair.

Never mind Kristal being wet - I couldn't understand why she and Alexis were always fighting over Blake; wrinkly old arrogant git that he was.

[moral-vacuum.livejournal.com]

Because he was incredibly rich?

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

My impression at the time, as a non-viewer, was that Alexis was always saying something snotty to Kristal and getting her so mad that she'd go for her hair. Or something.

I'm lookign forward to finally finding out!

[beeorkendurkey.livejournal.com]

i'm pretty sure someone's about to get stabbed with a pencil in a hospital in the book i'm reading and the anticipation's killing me, but it pales in comparison to my dynasty obsession right now. i'm just about to start 109 - krystle's lie. i accidentally read a spoiler. i should know better. but it was so good i actually gasped while reading it.
...
i may just finish the first season tonight.

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

I have to catch up with you! I think I'm just an episode behind. Will try to have it under my belt soon. Bring on Alexis!

[beeorkendurkey.livejournal.com]

i didn't finish last night. distracted by weeds and the big c. so i'm only up to 'the beating' now. we'll see if i get a chance to watch a few more today. i'm frothing at the mouth for some collins action.

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

I'm frothing in the mouth while standing by the fireplace in my fur coat. And it's summer time. x

[skincare-expert.livejournal.com]

i watched "oil" the other day -- first episode. wow. it's like a bizarro time capsule. priceless. i love when they're all oohing and aahing from the window about how handsome he is. does that uptight friend character stick around, the one who's scandalized by the "joy of sex" gift?

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

Yes she does! And she turns out to be a big bitch to poor ol' Krystle. (But Krystle is a softy and forgives her.)

[skincare-expert.livejournal.com]

krystle is linda evans' character?

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

Yup! :-)