Glamour to the End

[dotinthesky]

Dynasty's Theme Song
by moral_vacuum

Dynasty, such campery
Where no-one will ever be
Poor or dressed shabbily.
...High life, trouble and strife.
Rich, but abjectly
Full of misery.

Stephen's gay, but barely fey
And Adam is clearly kin
To a shop mannequin

Joanie, old palone,
Marries lots, and then
Marries Dex again.

Always dressing to impress
In a shoulder-padded dress.
Fighting Krystle and her Blake,
Denver Carrington to take.
With her furs and chilled champagne
Playing people like a game
She is absurdly rich,
The english superbitch.

Bloody Krystle is so wet
And deserves the pain she gets.
Only simpers all the time
In a hairstyle that's a crime.
I could never get why Blake
Married such a pointless flake
Whose over-muscled back
Looks like a quarterback

Fallon, though, was such a ho
But Jeff was the last to know -
should have shagged Sammy Jo.
Flashy, somewhat trashy,
Just like everything about the show - whoopee!

For beeorkendurkey

Comments

[millionreasons.livejournal.com]

I was in love with John James (Jeff). I think it was his over-laquered hair.

Never mind Kristal being wet - I couldn't understand why she and Alexis were always fighting over Blake; wrinkly old arrogant git that he was.

[moral-vacuum.livejournal.com]

Because he was incredibly rich?

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

My impression at the time, as a non-viewer, was that Alexis was always saying something snotty to Kristal and getting her so mad that she'd go for her hair. Or something.

I'm lookign forward to finally finding out!