A Truth Universally Known

[dotinthesky]

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Comments

[amypops.livejournal.com]

:-)

[the-meanest-cat.livejournal.com]

*chuckle* (But really,.. are we just talking about the bit where Mr Darcy comes out of the water looking all dishevelled?)

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

No, all of it! (And don't forget the bit he's in the bathtub.)

[verybadhorse.livejournal.com]

colin firth is such a hottie. or, as my grandmother says, a hotsie.

[standardfeature.livejournal.com]

Oh dear Mr Darcy

[olamina.livejournal.com]

really? i can't imagine making it through that movie despite my newfound love for mr. firth. unfortunately, something about costume dramas makes my brain say "NO".

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

This one is different - trust me! You'll love it - it's really funny on top of being smart too.

[norabird.livejournal.com]

This is so true.