Philadelphia in the Future?

We were in an excursion, through a city of wide streets and tall silver skyscrapers. The air was cold but clear, as if all impurities had been removed from it. phyrephly was with me, tall and with her light brown hair reaching her waist.

We entered a music store and got separated. I found a listening station playing Dexy's Midnight Runners. I skipped through the CD, trying to find a song I loved. But I couldn't find it and I couldn't remember its name. I called Bella over so she could listen to Dexy's aswell. But, suddenly, the Pixies were on the listening station.

Walking outside, I lost the group. I found myself by a beach, with a fairly high sand bank near the water. I passed a small, round cave and knew an animal must be nearby. Then, just up ahead, I saw a black lion playing with a sock. I had to escape from the lion, because I knew it would kill me, so I jumped into the sea. The lion came after me and as soon as he touched the water, he became a black dog. I hit my legs as hard as I could, trying to hit its face and scare it away. It swam closer and closer to me.

My excursion group appeared, in the water, and helped me escape the black dog.

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Move over Demi Moore.


<td bgcolor="#000000">Name</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA"></td><td bgcolor="#000000">Date</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">March 8, 2017</td><td bgcolor="#000000">Spouse</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">Ashton Kutcher </td><td bgcolor="#000000">Price of Wedding</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">$69,038</td>

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Fire

When my birthdate arrives, instead of saying happy birthday, can you say the following to me?

GECKO

That's all.

GECKO

once again, Who Hired Her?

I just came from the secretary's office, where I caught the following exchange:

Secretary: you are sending me doodle!
Lecturer: I'm not sending you anywhere, I think you are already there.
Secretary: do you want a clonk?