Don't you Forget About Me

If aliens are here, and if they want to learn from us, being on Livejournal would be a good idea. There are thousands of people using this thing daily, hourly; grammar error is no big deal; asking dumb questions gets a reply. Aliens could learn from us, disguise themselves as an anorexic from Alabama, or a guru from the Himalayas.

One of you, in my friends' list, could be an alien. Pretending that you went out drinking on friday, that you have a life. Instead, you are sitting in your bunker, or your flying saucer, typing with your long white fingers. You are probably very good at plagiarizing, because you still don't know how to be "human" as well as we do.

If you are an alien, the charade is over. Let's arrange a way for you to contact me, for you to disclose your true identity. (Ops, is "disclose" a big word for aliens? How will I know how good is their vocabulary?)

And do you hate Star Trek as much as I do? I thought so...

Oh, Mr. Alien, if you want to learn about the Justice System you should watch My Cousin Vinny.

Peace and out.

(please don't forget to say hello!)

You gotta be fucking kidding...

My father told me it would be dangerous to join the London protests against George Bush... Now I know why.

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Just had a psychic moment!

I was tuning into Virgin radio, and the song "Forever Young" from Alphaville came into my head... then proceeded to begin in Virgin.