Don't you Forget About Me

[dotinthesky]

If aliens are here, and if they want to learn from us, being on Livejournal would be a good idea. There are thousands of people using this thing daily, hourly; grammar error is no big deal; asking dumb questions gets a reply. Aliens could learn from us, disguise themselves as an anorexic from Alabama, or a guru from the Himalayas.

One of you, in my friends' list, could be an alien. Pretending that you went out drinking on friday, that you have a life. Instead, you are sitting in your bunker, or your flying saucer, typing with your long white fingers. You are probably very good at plagiarizing, because you still don't know how to be "human" as well as we do.

If you are an alien, the charade is over. Let's arrange a way for you to contact me, for you to disclose your true identity. (Ops, is "disclose" a big word for aliens? How will I know how good is their vocabulary?)

And do you hate Star Trek as much as I do? I thought so...

Oh, Mr. Alien, if you want to learn about the Justice System you should watch My Cousin Vinny.

Peace and out.

(please don't forget to say hello!)

Comments

[iifu.livejournal.com]

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[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

Trinity, I believe the Matrix is trying to contact me!

[roguejournal.livejournal.com]

i do prefer Star Wars,honestly(the old stuff, of course!)

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

old Star Wars, for the childhood memories...

and some Star Trek for that too...

but the new Star Trek is just godawful!

[somekindaangel.livejournal.com]

::One of you, in my friends' list, could be an alien. Pretending that you went out drinking on friday, that you have a life::

I don't even pretend I have a life :-P I just post about my dog or the song I just heard on Tv. :::Goes back to flying saucer:: :-P

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

you are one of those mellow aliens?

[commonpeople.livejournal.com]

i know.