It's oh so hot Malarmé

Someone just left a plate of biscuits in our office. The chocolate ones are melting.

My shirt is stuck to my back; my back is stuck to my chair.

Why did I decide to wear cords on the hottest day of the year?

I swam one kilometre this morning. I think the Jamaican ladies who go to the pool at dawn don't like Josie. Josie might be crazy.

I'm going to the ICA this evening because my boyfriend got tickets to COMICA - McSweeney's Launch: Seth & Ware in Conversation.

We have a lovely peace-lily in our office; it's dying.

Do I make a lot of punctuation mistakes? I prollie do.