I'm bored, so there.

My Top 10 Most Outrageous and Shameful Consumer Dreams:

10) The Best of Roxette CD
9) All Agatha Christie film adaptations on DVD
8) Pokemon Collisseum for Gamecube
7) Buying goth clothes and make up and dressing up to go to a batclub
6) Unlimited supply of gay porn
5) "Take it Like a Man", Boy George's autobiography
4) ABBA Gold
3) "Muriel's Wedding" on DVD
2) The Best of Sister Sledge CD
1) A date with Nadia, from Big Brother Britain

ED: I don't know why I wrote "a trip to Disneyland France" in number 7. That's just not true. So I substituted it, of course.

When Brazilian Pigs Fly

OH.
My.
Lord.

Number 1 from my previous post may partially come true.

When Gay Boy Meets Tranny Lady

The reason why I might get a date with Nadia is because the lovely ins0uciance invited me to go to a Big Brother eviction on the 2nd of July! I expect other Livejournal Big Brother afficionados to be there too - we'll either behave like mad teenagers and do the squeal handclap, or stare at the presenter Davina who once gave Eric Clapton a blowjob in utter shock.

Although I don't want Nadia to be evicted that day, it might happen... in which case I'll be there to stick my arms through the metal grills and shake her sweaty palms and pass my note inviting her to meet me later at the nearest Hollywood Inn for dinner and drinks.

I think the Chinese have a saying/curse: "Be careful what you wish for".

Or is it "May you live in interesting times"?